Here there are some jokes:
1- I was arrested at the airpot. Just beacuse I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "hi Jack", but very loud.

2- Boyfriend: What is your favourite music group?
Girlfried: I love U2!
Boyfriend: I love you too,but what is your favourite music group?

3- In London, one man to another:
A: You know my daugther has married an Irishman
B: Oh really?
A: No, O´Reilly

I hope you like it.